The Realm of Newton empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Warm Water with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.684 billion Newtons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruthiana. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Newton empirean economy, worth 222 trillion Ruthians a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,477 Ruthians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, a third of Newtons are e-certified CEOs, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newton empire's national animal is the Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Uriel.

Newton empire is ranked 266,461^st in the world and 9,894^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.